Sunday, December 18, 2011

Making my way into advisory =)

So anyone who knows me knows how depressed I was as an auditor. Like seriously. Since my first day out at client's I've already been complaining about work. And wanting to resign.

But I still hung on for close to 3 years. Despite being treated like dirt by PwC. Everytime I tell people about how unfair the March 09 batch of people are treated, I somehow get the response that if you're so unhappy, why are you still there? If you can't accept how they're treating you, stop complaining about it and go somewhere else.

So I did.

(A little background about what shit we had to go through. First they said economy is bad so they had to scrap the Dec '10 promotion. So our whole batch had to wait till Jul '11 to be promoted, Which is 2 years and 3 months since we joined. Normal people get promoted in 2 years, good people in 1.5 years. The only people who gets delayed are those who can't perform. Our whole batch of 100+ people were all delayed. We're retarded it seems. Then they didn't promote us but we still had to take on the role of seniors. Leading jobs and stuff. So we were doing senior job getting associate pay. Crap. And that year they had peak period allowance. We didn't qualify for the senior allowance. Coz we were associates doing senior job. Crap. And when they finally promoted us, they brought back Dec '11 promotions. So people who joined one year later are now same level as us. !@#$#!@##@$!@##@$#@%%^&^&*. And then they had salary revision for second year seniors and the executive seniors (a.k.a. assistant managers). We would have been second year seniors had we been promoted in Dec '10 but we weren't. CRAP)

So anyway, I was on the verge of depression so I tendered my resignation on 6 Dec. Which was the day right after my exam. =P Study leaves are withdrawn once you tender so I waited till the day after exam lo. Hehe.

When I tendered I had no job offer. I only sent out one application. I took a great risk. But I still did it anyway. I couldn't see myself going through another peak period.

And about 3 weeks after I submitted the application I finally got a call for interview. I took a half day EL and went for it. BOY HOW STUPID THEY MADE ME FEEL IN THE INTERVIEW.

So you're familiar with consolidation?
No. I don't do much consolidation at all.

Have you done many listed companies before?
No. My industry doesn't have any listed companies at all.

(I work in the middle market & growing industry so all our clients are not listed yadayadadyada had to explain to them about how my industry group deals with all the ciku clients)

Are you familiar with the new MFRS?
Urm. No. My clients mostly report using PERS. Rarely do FRS stuff.

So do you know any high profile KPMG cases?
Not that I can recall reading. (I was like crap.....!)

How about some high profile cases that PwC handles? PKFZ?
Err. I know we handled that, but don't really know the details about what happened.

Have you heard of what happened at Olympus?
I only saw some news about Olympus on CNN at the reception area. No details =S

How about local news? Proton? Sime Darby?
No. No idea at all.

What do you know about Enron?
(I read up about Enron a few days back out of curiousity but I REMEMBERED NUTS FROM IT UGH). [insert random blurt about bits and pieces that i remembered]

No not really. So you don't read the newspaper.
Err. I do. Just not so much the business section I guess.

Are you familiar the Anti Money Laundering Act?
Err. A bit.

How about the Data Privacy Act?
If I'm not wrong in Malaysia they're still trying to push that through right?

No. Data Privacy Act has been around for about 2 years now. How about the Whistleblowers Act?
I know that's effective in M'sia already. But details about the act I'm not sure. Haven't read up the act.
(But seriously, who in a right mind reads the act for leisure purposes?!)

So the interview went on. They gave me case studies and I totally screwed them up. Proposing something that is a total no no in an investigation. I'm like. SHIT.

Then they asked if I could commit to them for the next 5 years. FIVE YEARS. ZOMG. I told them honestly. No. Coz I have plans to further my studies in the next 5 years. So no.

Then they saw my current salary in the application form. They said I might have to take a pay cut. I sorta saw that coming. Coz a friend of mine had to take a pay cut moving from audit to forensic. So I told them I'd still consider it even at a lower salary.

And before leaving the interview, they say they would get in touch with me coz they are also considering other candidates. I'm like. CRAP.

So I walked out of the interview thinking like I achieved peanuts in my 3 years of audit. And possibly live under a rock. I felt they were SO unimpressed okay. To the point that they have to tell me they're considering other candidates.

So ok whatever. I'm going to be jobless soon and I just screwed up the only application I sent out. Great job Chi Yao *pats myself on the back*

So I was gonna get myself ready to send out more resumes when I'm on leave. Historically I have been very blessed. I only send out ONE application before I graduate and I got the PwC job. I sent out ONE application to SC and got the job but turned it down. So I thought I was gonna fail this time around. Gotta send out more applications.

Then on 16 Dec, 2 days after the interview, while leaving my client's place, I saw 2 missed calls from the number that the HR person normally calls me from. I'm like. CRAPPPPP. Why I didn't hear that call one. ISH. Called back, asked for the HR person, asked if she called me.

And she told me I got the offer, Senior Associate, Forensic and matching my current salary. I'm like HALLELUJAH. Dream job. No pay cut. God is definitely to thank for this.

So that's my story. Second real job. =)

Friday, November 11, 2011

2011

Roughly 1.5 months left for 2011.


Which means I have roughly 1.5 months left to complete my new year's resolution.

*evil grin*

Monday, August 08, 2011

Roadtrip to Melaka...

Went on a roadtrip to Melaka with a few of my colleagues. Awesome stuff stuffing ourselves silly with food.


One of my colleagues said that I'm someone who can't be stuck somewhere working all the time. I need time to myself. Like playing the piano or doing something that I like. Long hours just don't go well for me.

I think while this probably applies to everyone, I think it's especially true for me. I mean, I'm upset when I don't get time to myself. When I do sit down and play the piano I often play for a few hours. It's like I just get lost in my little world. Though I don't get much of these moments, I really miss them, especially my piano moments.

And not to mention, I still play the violin like I'm killing a pig. True story.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

My thoughts

In the past, during my student days, everytime I fly and they play something introducing Malaysia (be it Malaysia Airlines or Singapore Airlines), I secretly feel proud of my country. It has so much to offer and I was dying to come back. I wanted to come back so badly, I missed being in Malaysia.


But now? I'm ashamed to admit I'm a Malaysian. I sometimes wish I could say I'm a Singaporean instead. Yesterday on the flight back from Shanghai, the same video played again. Promoting Malaysia and stuff. And instead of beaming with pride, I was filled with disgust, embarrassment and bitterness. I couldn't bear to watch it, unplugged my speakers and stuffed my ear with songs from my phone. It's like a reflex.

I really don't know how long more I have to stay in this country. I'm really hoping to get out. Go somewhere less stupid. My ancestors migrated from China here in search of a better life. And we did get to enjoy a better life. Now it's my turn to do something for a better life for my kids.

Even AirAsia is moving their corporate HQ to Jakarta. Malaysia, I really don't know what to say.

Saturday, July 09, 2011

I have decided

I may be writing this out of frustration due to the stupid road blocks tonight. But I am even more convinced that I need to leave this stupid country. I don't care what you say about the grass is greener on the other side.


Yes, it may not be greener. I may be worse off by migrating somewhere else. But seriously, with the direction our nation is heading, I seriously don't want to be here 10 years from now. Don't tell me to stay and fight. Don't tell me there's hope. Don't tell me change can happen. These may happen. But I do not care if they happen or do not. I don't want to be here to see the nation crumble or rise to glory. I seriously don't give a crap anymore.

I once thought coming back to Malaysia was a good decision. I was at peace with the decision when I graduated. But not anymore. I've turned into this bitter old hag that turns to the newspaper everytime I need comic relief.

I guess my greatest regret now would be my decision to come back here.

So don't tell me to stay on and fight. Don't ask me to pray for the nation. Don't tell me the nation needs me. Don't tell me you're better off in Malaysia. Seriously, everytime I talk to someone working overseas who says they are considering coming back, I ask them a big WHY. But perhaps you will never believe me. What I say may be something you do not agree with. Fine with me.

How about you just come back to Malaysia for a couple of years? Come and have a taste for yourself. Then decide if you really want to stay in Malaysia for good. Maybe you do, maybe you do not. Maybe you like the vibrant town and the good food.

I'm willing to give up good food. I'm willing to pay more taxes. I'm willing to start from scratch. I'm willing to take the risk. I need to migrate.

Time and time again I'm reminded of the need to relocate somewhere. Today just pushed it way overboard. Now just need to fill up the application forms and submit it. I seriously don't give a crap anymore.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Ugh

Dear blog,


I'm incredibly annoyed at employers who do not stay at the forefront of technology. I'm still stuck using Lotus Notes 7.0.2 which was released in 2006. OH MY GOODNESS.

And believe it or not. We only switched to Office 2007 when Office 2010 was available.

And I'm still using Windows XP.

Can you please make all the machines running Windows XP crash tomorrow so that everyone is forced to move to Windows 7? It's so much faster, makes so much more sense and I feel much better. Kthxbai.

With love,
Disgruntled employee.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Still

Driving back from work I had a million things on my mind. Today two people told me things that I really wanted to hear, assuring me that I am somewhat at the top of my game at work.


I've always strived to be the best. I've always been top most of the time. Not to boast or what but sometimes I do well without even putting in any conscious effort. And though today I was told that I'm doing awesome at playing auditor, somehow it didn't give me what you'd expect me to feel.

Instead of being happy, overjoyed, appreciated, I somehow feel the opposite. I've wanted the assurance that I'm doing fine at work, but when I finally got it somehow I feel depressed that I'm doing well at something I hate. Something I despise.

It's not about the doing well part. It's probably because I've made up my mind. To leave auditing this year and find something more human to do. But somehow these two comments just struck me off tangent. I don't know what I want anymore. I don't know if God is subtly telling me to stay in my job.

And perhaps some of you might think, what an idiot I am. People compliment you also complain. Am I too stuck up with myself? Perhaps I am. Perhaps you think that it's unfair for me to complain about one of the better things that's happened to me. Maybe I'm an ungrateful soul. I'm not sure why, but I'm feeling bad instead of being happy. Don't ask me why.

While driving back tonight some thoughts crossed my mind. Thoughts that shouldn't be there in the first place.

And when I turned on my computer the first song that played was Hillsong's Still.

Totally what I need. Be still. Know that He is God.

Be still.

p/s God, if You're trying to tell me something, please use the megaphone...

Sunday, June 19, 2011

=(

It's back to work for me tomorrow


I dread going back to work SO much. But up till now I have not actually done anything about it.

That's why I'm making it my only mission this year: Get out of audit

I got the second half of the year to figure something out. I'm done playing auditor and working long hours. Ugh.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Taxation Exam


Ehjam on Wednesday.


Taxation.

Me is panic.

Covet your prayers.

Kthxbai.

Back to books now.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

The week that was

So what happened this week:


  • Allan melon came back from exile. Good to meet up with him over lunch yesterday.
  • My liddle niece popped out. Is cuteness overload.
  • I am busy nerding as usual
  • I bought tickets to Universal Studios Singapore. OK find it's nothing huge or what. But still....
  • My dad came back from Singapore all excited about the iPad 2. And as much as I want an iPad 2, I told him to think about it. HAHA. Like how he's made me think about everything I wanted him to buy in the past. =P
  • I dumped some money into Public Mutual. The second form of investment I've gotten into. =) I would buy a house, but I would have to survive on sunshine and rainbows for the next 50 years
On another note, I have done a lot of thinking career wise. I am pretty sure I wanna leave what I'm doing at the moment. The hours are crazy. The workload is insane. The people are alright. But the hours are crazy. I seriously think audit in Malaysia is meant for robots not humans. Seriously. Anger k. But hopefully I find something good real quick.

OK la I shall stop ranting here. Tadah.